Friday, January 02, 2009

be oblivious.

Here are a couple of 'smart' funny answers given by students during their exams.
All from *THIS* facebook group.

Q: In a Book Club For reading (novels and math only !!), there is 120 subscribers, 70 of them like to read novels , 60 of them like to read math books, if you know that 50 of them like to read novels and math, what is the number of subscribers that don't read anything ?

A: If they don't read anything, what are they doing in a book club !?

Q: A sand, salt, and water mixture is

A) Homogeneous

B)Heterogeneous

A: I put "A Beach"

Question: How far can a dog run into the woods.
Answer: Until it hits a tree.
Correct Answer: Half way, because after half, it is running "out" of the woods.

Q: What is ATP?
A: A place where red indians live. (HAHAHAHAHA.)




There are lots more but I'm lazy. So go check it out yourself.

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