a series of sculptures by
EDWARD TONG
Date: 25th July 2007. During Bio and Moral
Medium used: Plasticine
Finally the last book is here. All questions are answered. Theories put to rest. The ending revealed. Kinda sad the cover is so ugly though.
I'm sure anyone who hasn't been living under a rock knows that 'Harry Potter & the Order of the Phoenix' was released nationwide on 10th July 2007. And like everyone else, I was excited to watch it. Was going to watch it yesterday after my piano exam, BUT tickets were sold out till Sunday for Gold Class. But in the end my mum managed to get 2 tickets for today's 3p.m. movie.





There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren’t invented in England; quicksand can work slowly; boxing rings are square; and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor a pig.
And why is it that writers write but fingers don’t fing, grocers don’t groce and hammers don’t ham? Doesn’t it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend? If teachers taught, why didn’t preachers praught?
In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital?
Ship by truck and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell? How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wiseguy are opposites?
You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out, and in which an alarm goes off by going on. If Papa is Pop, how come Mama isn’t Mop?
If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?