Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

Friday, March 25, 2011

odd.

WOMAN
When she is 18 - She is a football, 22 men going after her.... 
When she is 28 - She is a hockey ball, 8 men going after her.
When she is 38 - She is a golf ball, 1 man hitting on her. 
When she is 48 - She is a pingpong ball, 2 men pushing to each other.

MAN
At 20 - A man is like a coconut, so much to offer, so little to give. 
At 30 - He is like a durian, dangerous but delicious.
At 40 - He is like a watermelon, big, round and juicy.
At 50 - He is like a mandarin orange, the season comes once a year.
At 60 - He is just like a raisin, dried out, wrinkles and cheap.





Hahahahaha. The truth of life. 


Found in sports and fruits. 

Saturday, September 18, 2010

Tuesday, September 08, 2009

storm.

Whose line is it anyway?

Couple of the hoedowns that are SO funny.

Err, don't watch if you're underage. Like below 13.


Puberty Hoedown.


Christmas Hoedown.


Midterm Hoedown.