I wonder who's on the other end of the thread?
panda.
Thursday, March 31, 2011
Friday, March 25, 2011
odd.
WOMAN
When she is 18 - She is a football, 22 men going after her....
When she is 28 - She is a hockey ball, 8 men going after her.
When she is 38 - She is a golf ball, 1 man hitting on her.
When she is 48 - She is a pingpong ball, 2 men pushing to each other.
MAN
At 20 - A man is like a coconut, so much to offer, so little to give.
At 30 - He is like a durian, dangerous but delicious.
At 40 - He is like a watermelon, big, round and juicy.
At 50 - He is like a mandarin orange, the season comes once a year.
At 60 - He is just like a raisin, dried out, wrinkles and cheap.
Hahahahaha. The truth of life.
Found in sports and fruits.
When she is 18 - She is a football, 22 men going after her....
When she is 28 - She is a hockey ball, 8 men going after her.
When she is 38 - She is a golf ball, 1 man hitting on her.
When she is 48 - She is a pingpong ball, 2 men pushing to each other.
MAN
At 20 - A man is like a coconut, so much to offer, so little to give.
At 30 - He is like a durian, dangerous but delicious.
At 40 - He is like a watermelon, big, round and juicy.
At 50 - He is like a mandarin orange, the season comes once a year.
At 60 - He is just like a raisin, dried out, wrinkles and cheap.
Hahahahaha. The truth of life.
Found in sports and fruits.
Thursday, March 17, 2011
pea.
Her skin is white cloth,
and she's all sewn apart
and she has many colored pins
sticking out of her heart.
She has many different zombies
who are deeply in her trance.
She even has a zombie
who was originally from France.
But she knows she has a curse on her,
a curse she cannot win.
For if someone gets
too close to her,
the pins stick farther in.
Taken from
Tim Burton's: The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy.
Pretty weird and twisted stuff. But then again, what more could you expect from Tim Burton.
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Tuesday, March 15, 2011
sans.
How far technology has come.
From times when connecting to the Internet required a cable making weird sounds to wireless Internet just about anywhere.
From phones that had no camera no colour no games other than memory and snake to touch screen phones with more features than you can use.
From silent movies in black and white to movies with too many special effects in 3D.
How far will technology go?
Monday, March 14, 2011
banner.
Sore feet. Bruised hip. Sweating like crazy.
+
RM70 in my pocket. Awesomest performance! for free!!
What else could it be but
Got asked to do ushering for Michael Buble's concert. Figured it'd be worth going since I wouldn't pay so much for a ticket otherwise.
The job may have been tougher than I expected with the combination of rain and frustrated people and lack of air conditioning. Nonetheless, his performance made up for it.
His voice is AMAZING!! He sounds exactly like the recording. Like, how is that possible? Real talent.
Not only is his voice soooooo good. He is a pretty good entertainer. The jokes he cracked were a combination of funny and sarcasm. Which I think is the best combination. So charismatic. Considering I'd always just pegged him as just a voice. Like he said, he doesn't do concerts. He holds parties =D.
And boy was it a party. He got the entire stadium to stand up and sing and dance along with him. Despite the fact that many of them were like my parents age, they were sporting enough to go along.
Can't say I'd rush to do ushering for other concerts. But if all singers in concert are as good as Michael Buble, count me it.
Tuesday, March 08, 2011
pseudo.
The Japanese are seriously a strange bunch of people.
It's like "How exactly do their minds work?".
First they come up with movies like "Strange Circus".
Even the poster creeps me out.
Can't exactly tell you what it's about. But if you thought Inception played with your mind, you have not watched Strange Circus. Not only does it play mind tricks, it has loads of other elements that make it a bit difficult to watch. You definitely need a strong stomach for it. Nonetheless, it was a pretty good movie.
Next they come up with something called the "Menstruation Machine".
So for all the guys who don't understand why girls whine about the pain and uncomfortableness of having their period, this is for you.
It basically simulates a typical 5 day cycle. With all the blood and cramps. While it may not compare to actually having your period, I'd say it'd at least give guys a good gauge of what we have to go through.
It's like "How exactly do their minds work?".
First they come up with movies like "Strange Circus".
Even the poster creeps me out.
Can't exactly tell you what it's about. But if you thought Inception played with your mind, you have not watched Strange Circus. Not only does it play mind tricks, it has loads of other elements that make it a bit difficult to watch. You definitely need a strong stomach for it. Nonetheless, it was a pretty good movie.
Next they come up with something called the "Menstruation Machine".
So for all the guys who don't understand why girls whine about the pain and uncomfortableness of having their period, this is for you.
It basically simulates a typical 5 day cycle. With all the blood and cramps. While it may not compare to actually having your period, I'd say it'd at least give guys a good gauge of what we have to go through.
Monday, March 07, 2011
Tuesday, March 01, 2011
post.
Haha. How true.
For some reason, there's always a greater sense of accomplishment when you finish your work at the 11th hour.
A greater adrenaline rush that makes you work faster.
Let's say if you had started on the assignment a week ago, and you would be spend an hour on it everyday. In a week, you would have spent 7 hours. But if you only start the assignment a day or two before the due date, I bet the time can be cut in half.
Sense of urgency will force you to work faster and avoid distractions.
Not that I'm encouraging last minute work.
But just saying.
