soda shop.

Slightly random post.

goodbye, prince charming
and drown sleeping beauty
shove Cinderella’s slipper where the sun don’t shine
toss the little mermaid back out to sea
cuz the fairy godmother had to perform another abortion today
and the seven dwarves live in the forest, of course, cuz they were driven away
but this part of the story could spark a cultural rage
so at the sound of the tone we just turn the page

Ever After Happily by Jay Brannan

The Department of Magical Affairs is investigating claims of sparkling vampires and shapeshifting wolves nearly starting a war with Italy. This is a matter of Magical Security. Do not be alarmed, we have the situation under control. Thank you and please contact local aurors is assistance is needed.

Haha. From MyLifeIsTwilight. Yes there actually is such a website.

And if you laughed at the Harry Potter reference, *high five* =D.

How can my kpop love die when there are constantly new things for me to watch? Jung Yong Hwa (C.N.Blue) and SeoHyun (SNSD) are pairing up for WGM. Can't wait to see this couple play out. Yong Hwa looks like the nice guy while SeoHyun has said that she isn't interested in guys. Not in the lesbian way but rather the guys are not worth the time and effort way. Haha.

Gah. This is the result of no internet for 3 days. Information overload.