give us pure hearts.

After school today went over to 1U to meet up with Ji Lynn & Jason. Who have been back in M'sia for ages but who for some reason have been LAZY to go out with us KDU people. The people who went were Trixie, Richard, Leon, Joanna and I. So after meeting up we went over to TGIF for lunch.

Talked for like SUPER long. Something strange that happened is that our waiter kept eavesdropping into our conversations. Like when we were talking about diabetes, he just suddenly comes in and tells us about his mum who has diabetes and his brother. Weird right?

With lots of food in us, we proceeded to go stalking. Yes you read that right, we went to stalk our school teachers. Hahahahaha. You see, during physics extra class Ms. Hoo let slip that some of the teachers were going bowling in 1U. By the time we got there some of the teachers had already went back but still got to see some of them bowl and play pool. Mr. Lam is not bad at bowling while there was this teacher who's very good at pool. But me & Trixie have never seen him in our school before. Lepak, lepak, lepak. Then Ji Lynn sent me home.

4 more class tests to go. All the sciences. It's at times like this I wonder what possessed me to go into pure science when I don't even like science that much. Chemistry is interesting, Physics is okay but Bio is seriously the most boring subject ever. But for some reason I always score the highest in that.




In honour of the fact that I just had my Sejarah class tests yesterday,
Here's a Sejarah essay some guy at St. Francis Institution wrote. (Found on Mei Yan's blog)

Bahagian A

Agama Islam memberikan banyak pengaruh terhadap masyarakat
Melayu tradisional pada abad ke-19. Pada abad tersebut masyarakat Melayu hidup dalam kegelapan. Kebanyakan masyarakat mengamalkan judi, riba, dan melakukan banyak kesalahan sepeti mencuri, merogol dan sebagainya. Kaum wanita pula dipandang hina dan mereka tidak dapat mewarisi kebijaksanaan moyang mereka.

Setelah Agama Islam dipupuk, penganut agama Islam mengenal sistem Tenaga Nasional. Iaitu sebuah penjana kuasa elektrik yang memberikan Masyarakat Melayu lampu. Dengan adanya cahaya dari lampu, masyarakat Melayu tidak akan hidup dalam kegelapan. Perlakuan seperti Zina, riba, judi dan sebagainya tidak dilakukan lagi kerana mereka malu adanya tiang lampu di merata-rata yang menyuluh tingkah laku mereka. "In English, they are too shy to do that stuff in the light, scared people see ma. stupid!"

Mereka akhirnya dapat belajar kerana mempunyai lampu meja dan ini mejadikan mereka bijak. Mula-mula mereka mengambil UPSR kemudian PMR, SPM dan akhirnya STPM. Banyak telah pergi ke Unicersiti Cahaya Langit kerana di sana terdapat lampu untuk pelajaran mereka.....

Bahagian B

Pada masa kegemilangan China dan Jepun, penduduk mereka mengamalkan kepentingan fahaman Confucius di China dan agama Shinta di Jepun.

Agama confucius ini memang "confusing" entah bila masa mahu makan dan entah bila mahu bertapa. let me explain k? Sebelum adanya ajaran Confucius, dunia di China adalah huru-hara kerana raja Syaitan dunia akan dilahirkan dan memusnahkan dunia. Dngan itu, Dewa mengarahkan Senzo untuk mendapatkan kitab Suci Confucius untuk mengalahkan raja Syaitan. Tetapi perjalannya susah saehingga banyak awek iblis yang cantik menggodanya. Dia terpaksa mencari pengikut untuk membantunya. Iaitu memohon monyet, babi, kuda dan hantu Aim Stupos mendapatkan kitab suci. Raja syaitan dikalahkan dan semua orang memahami ajaran confusious walaupun sangat "confusing" kalau tidak, Raja Syaitan akan muncul semula.

Ajaran Shinta pula datang dari Tom Cruise. Dia ini seorang askar, generallah, dunno wat penguatlah 4 get liau. Dia mahu kill all the stupid Japanese because the samurai all so lazy steal stuff. Tetapi dia ditangkap dan diberi fahaman samurai selepas dilepaskan dia tak mau balik pula kerana ada anak cantik ma. Lepas itu dia pun fang huat chai la. His people went to kill him pun tak jadi. Ini telah tersebarnya Shinta......

Funny right?