Sometimes I really do miss my primary school days.
Went to Ji Lynn's party on Sunday. It was okay la. But so few KDU-ians seeing as class tests are this week. All her ex-school friends are so weird.
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Weng Yee!
- Weng Yee has enough fat to produce 32 bars of soap.
- Moles are able to tunnel through 300 feet of Weng Yee in a day!
- Weng Yee can smell some things up to six miles away.
- During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear Weng Yee had to pay a special Weng Yee tax.
- All the moons of the Solar System are named after characters from Greek and Roman mythology, except the moons of Uranus, which are named after Weng Yee.
- If you kiss Weng Yee for one minute you will burn six or seven calories.
- The liquid inside Weng Yee can be used as a substitute for blood plasma!
- Worldwide, Weng Yee is the most important natural enemy of night-flying insects.
- Weng Yee is the world's smallest mammal.
- If you blow out all the candles on Weng Yee with one breath, your wish will come true.
My opinion on it all?
1. I knew I was fat but not that fat!
2. Since I'm not very long I'm not surprised.
3. With the stuffed nose I have? No way.
4. I am not wearable!!
5. So special.
6. Hahahahaha! No comment.
7. Maybe because the liquid in me has blood plasma?
8. Then why do I still get mosquito bites?
9. I know I'm small.
10. If you even dare to put a candle on me, you won't have time to make a wish.
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